Welcome to the the loving roast where we roast out friends but in a loving way. 

Cause what's friendship without some 3rd degree burns?

First off we'll start with good ol' Tyler Chamberlain. (Mostly cause this is his idea, but also because we love him the most)

T Y L E R 

Tyler... where to begin...

Tyler is like Tarzan, but if Tarzan fell down when hiking and drove like a maniac (which to be fair Tarzan probably would drive like a maniac... so what's your excuse Tyler?)

Tyler has Mother Gothel hair (she's the worst but she does have amazing hair)

His toes will give you nightmares (clarification his toes would have given nightmares if he hadn't had a pedicure)

His cooking? Don't even get me started. It's amazing. It's so good it's ruined all other homemade meals. Rude.

Next on the roast menu 

Anna Catherine Sofia Daines

A N N A

She is the 28 year old grandma that you never knew you needed. I mean who wouldn't want a friend that goes to bed when the party is just getting started? I know I would.

She will "do homework" like it doesn't even exist (which does it? we don't know.)

She will crochet while watching a movie to "stay awake" but then fall asleep anyway. 

Her voice sounds like a Primary President comforting children and singing to animals. 

She will keep you on your toes at all times. She'll say she's gonna mow the lawn, or water your plants, or clean up. But then she won't just to keep the mystery alive. 

And now we'll finish off with Matthew Trone

M A T T H E W

He is the most cryptic friend who you think you know but then you don't.

He will never confirm that he's coming if you invite more than 24 hours in advance. But he will show up without RSVPing. 

He'll always be late especially if you plan something before 7 am. 

On the plus side he usually brings bread as a peace offering for being late.

He is a baker but is he manly? The ruling is still out on that one. 

He did just dye his hair blond. Guess he wants to have more fun in life. That's pretty manly.

And thus concludes out loving roast. We love our dear friends who we miss greatly... who hopefully miss us too. 

THE END.